Sunday, 31 August 2014

TEMPEST 4:1 (Europe: Superstitious)

TEMPEST 4: 1

"Keep on walkin' that road and I'll follow Keep on callin' my name I'll be there And if a mirror should break it's easy to take Cause deep down I know that you care I'm not superstitious"



THOUGHTS On This Day's Verse:

No matter what happens in the next months, years, or centuries, the divine Tempest is already here, there, yes, everywhere! The Tempest is not bound by space and time or a certain brand of fake tan or divine hair-spray. No. He creates reality by his powerful word. While some of you may tremble with fear because of wimp-lash, the followers of Tempest can take comfort in knowing that wherever you are, he knows that you care and he's certainly not superstitious. Just keep on walkin' that road and he'll follow. Just keep on callin' his name and he'll be there. Oh yes indeed. He's working on our salvation and it's clearly going to be 'Out Of This World', let's just make sure YOU walk with the divine Tempest to whom superstitious is unknown.

PRAYER:

Thank you Tempest! You know where our lives are heading and we confidently trust that your future is the way of melodic bliss even if the New Testament (post-grunge) is sort of rubbish in comparison to the oldies. Bless us with confidence and banish anxiety and black metal from our hearts... and if a mirror should break, it's easy to take, cause deep down we know that you care. In Tempest' name we pray. Amen.




Information: 
Old Testament (pre-Grunge)
New Testament (post-Grunge)
Studio Album = Chapter
Track Number = Verse
The Good Book of Compilation

Thursday, 29 May 2014

LARSIUS 5:1 (Metallica: Enter Sandman)

LARSIUS 5:1

"Hush little baby, don't say a word. And never mind that noise you heard. It's just the beast under your bed, In your closet, in your head".

Thoughts on this Day's Verse:

The gospel of Larsius 5:1 speak of the beast and his ability to be the 'void' as well as feed on your constant fear of getting caught downloading Metallica songs without paying. Let's make sure the divine Metal plans for the future are not selfish or based on envy, greed, or dodgy business. Instead, let's set our hearts to reach great heights for Larsius' glory and to give him more spending $$$ so he can do great things and be a blessing to others. Otherwise, all our attempts to receive great Metallica songs as in their glorious past ultimately will end in chaos, heartbreak, and Norwegian black metal destruction. Larsius urge you to make sure to say your prayers little one. Don't forget, my son, to include everyone. And I repeat, everyone! Yes. Begone Napster! the beast under your bed, in your closet, in your head.

Prayer:

Eternal Larsius, please be with us as we seek to set goals for the coming year. We wish to do great things for your glory. Thank you for reminding us about the beast and ban the demon beast Napster from internet access in all eternity. Exit light - enter night. Please use us to accomplish your greedy needs in the world in which we live in. In Larsius' name we pray as we're off to never never land. Amen.



Information: 
Old Testament (pre-Grunge)
New Testament (post-Grunge)
Studio Album = Chapter
Track Number = Verse
The Good Book of Compilation

Saturday, 24 May 2014

TONY THE HAT 5:3 (Magnum: On a Storyteller's Night)

TONY THE HAT 5:3

"There's a storm lamp on the table. Throwing shadows to the gable. And you swallow if you're able. On a storyteller's night"

Thoughts on this Day's Verse:

From the very beginning of the Kingdom of Madness to the bitter end, the beloved Storyteller is there! What is there for us to fear? What can happen that can change this one undeniable reality? We have faith in the Storyteller who is always there, who will always cares for us, and who will always bring calm to the weary follower as you 'try to sleep on your pillow and dream. Sleep in God's children to keep. Though we all lose track of time, disappears like faded lines'. No matter what happens to us tomorrow, or the next day, or the one after that, or the following day, or the day the comes after that, or the 'nearly there now' day, or the good day, doris day? No matter what, our destiny lies with Tony The Hat and his ability to write the Magnum opus.

Prayer:

Dear Storyteller, thank you for your blessings of the past and keep Bob The Cat safe - the man clearly display the power of The Spirit as he wave his arms about in the air like a mad traffic warden who just don't care. Please guide and inspire us all in future years as we await with anticipation the next chapter of the good book. 'See the night sky - SUPER NOVA. Keep the night light burning. We give you thanks and praise. Amen.




Information: 
Old Testament (pre-Grunge)
New Testament (post-Grunge)
Studio Album = Chapter
Track Number = Verse
The Good Book of Compilation

Sunday, 18 May 2014

BOLOTIN 6:6 (Michael Bolton: You Wouldn't Know Love)

BOLOTIN 6:6


"Cuz you wouldn't know love if it knocked down your door. You wouldn't know it now, you never knew it before. If it fell in your hands from the heavens above, you wouldn't know love"..

THOUGHTS On This Day's Verse:

Indeed! the mighty Bolotin was tempted just like the common person! He suffered like we do! 'Baby you'd say anything to get back into my heart. But when it comes to lovin' you don't even know where to start'. Bolton in his eighties mane and grace made sure that we have someone in AOR who knows what it is like to have love and lost. This knowledge is omniscient wisdom and truth. Aren't you thankful that Bolton (with the help of the angelic power of AOR goddess: Diane Warren) knew suffering and agony and now lives to redeem and help the rest of the world?.

PRAYER:

Oh mighty Bolotin, your deeds are awesome and so were your music, but your knowledge is truly overwhelming! Despite the incredible distance between your holiness and your followers, we still believe that you can hear us. The lack of power as of present is unfortunately the same as lack of proper hairdo. It's the Samson story all over again and we merely pray that you'll once again return to the true path of AOR. Amen.



Information: 
Old Testament (pre-Grunge)
New Testament (post-Grunge)
Studio Album = Chapter
Track Number = Verse
The Good Book of Compilation

Tuesday, 13 May 2014

LEMMIAH 4:1 (Motorhead: Ace Of Spades)

LEMMIAH 4:1


"Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil. Going with the flow, it's all the game to me. Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you. Double up or quit, double stake or split, The Ace Of Spades".

THOUGHTS On This Day's Verse:

Behold the old testament of the Almighty creator of Thrash (as well as the Savior of warts and all), playing the devil's game in a mind-blowing attempt to lure evil backstage. Eternal life and gambling's for fools - 'The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say'. Humility towards gambling is not the Metal culture's most valued asset. But, humility is not demanded if the only card you need is The Ace Of Spades. Lemmy's display of power and 'uber-ich' is stronger than all other commands. Let's face it. You win some, lose some, all the same to me...

PRAYER:

Dear creator of kerrang and loud as f**k. We confess that our modern culture, artists and bands, have made a awful mess of what you so wonderfully blessed us with in the past. We are humbling asking that you reassert yourself in your name at this time in clearly recognizable ways. I ask this in faith through Lemmiah's name. And don't forget the joker! Amen.




Information: 

  • Old Testament (pre-Grunge)
  • New Testament (post-Grunge)
  • Studio Album = Chapter
  • Track Number = Verse
  • The Good Book of Compilation

Monday, 12 May 2014

KIP 2:4 (Winger: Easy Come Easy Go)

KIP 2:4


"If you start to feel like there's no time to waste. Baby try to let go. There's nothin' that strong, can't break your heart - Easy come easy go".


THOUGHTS On This Day's Verse:


I believe that Kip not only knows his stuff, but cares about you and your true emotions. I believe that Kip not only created the group of Winger, but he knows the number of hairs on your head. I believe that Kip not only sent his group down to earth to reach out and touch every human and especially 'In The Heart Of The Young', but that he's sending down angels to bring rock back. What's more, I believe that Kip is pleased by your belief. Let's face it. You are sometimes high and sometimes low, easy come easy go.


PRAYER:


Dear Kip hear our prayer. Please send more hairspray and girls in spandex. We are sadly out of both in the Holy Church of AOR. Amen.






Information: 


  •  Old Testament (before-Grunge)
  • New Testament (after-Grunge)
  • Studio Album = Chapter
  • Track Number = Verse
  • The Good Book of Compilation